I run around on the internet being creative and trying to irritate as few people as possible in the process. I assembled this website so I would have a central hub for all of my published works; it fits on a business card better that way. I also have a day job, selling fair trade goodies at the greatest little store in the world.
I promise that most of my writing, if not all of it, is more entertaining than I'm being right now. Click on the "Works" link at the top of the page to see what the heck I do all day. You can also follow me on Twitter, if you like.
P.S. No, that is not my handwriting in the headers on these pages. It's actually kind of similar, though.